May 2013
heartcramp:
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
deerpong:
bowlingforsoup:
how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.
That was so deep I shit myself
super-wolves:
google street view is the best, example:
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
internetdouchebag:
I TOLD MY TEACHER I WAS GONNA BRING A PUZZLE TO CLASS TODAY BUT I DIDNT GO AND SHE FOUND MY TWITTER
taylorsvift:
i feel sorry for the teenagers in 2300 who need to study more history than we already need to
